13 Aug 2022 6:06 pm
Not in the French Foreign Legion . . . first as a GI then as a private citizen !nuckinfutz » 11 Aug 2022, 10:42 pm » wrote: ↑ And weren't you fighting Sand *** in the French Foreign Legion? Long before Bush.
let's hear your stories!
@Jinn Martini
But you won't hear these stories from me !
Not in details, anyway !
Too incriminating !
But I still have some of the newspapers reporting my deeds !
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The last piece of **** who got my wrath . . . a muslime . . . me and my pals got him so drunk he did not know what hit him!
And it was from a single shot pistol . . . about 50 years old !
Indian independence war . . . Mahatma Gandhi era stuff !
Which at first did not fire . . . had to replace the bullet to get the job done.
Then one of my closest associates took the pistol from me, and said "let's see if it works now" . . . pointed it at the guy's head and fired !
It worked just fine, this time !
But I was a little angry that he took the pleasure away from me !
But being so close friends . . .
We had gotten the bastard so drunk . . . brought him to a lonely field in the middle of nowhere . . . he had no idea what was going on !
But he got what he deserved alright !
And I won't say here what he did to deserve this . . . but believe me . . . he did deserve this !
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That was fun . . . this I can tell you !
We laughed for days afterward !